Their modus operandi is to engage in wild, lawless arrangements, fearless vocal harmonies and reckless rhythm and riffs.
JitterBugs gangleader/guitarman, Larry Smith together with shady cohorts — Aaron 'Babyface' MacDonald on sax, Paul 'Bunyan' Mitchell blowin trumpet, Doug ‘Boogie Boy’ Balfour tickling the 88s, Jeff 'Scoreface' Christmas smackin' the traps and Peter 'The Heater' Hysen on bull fiddle — are the hottest swing combo since Tarzan and Jane.
The authorities have labelled the combination DANGEROUS.
The JitterBugs are alleged to have blazed through the vicinity, inciting a hot trail of dance floor frenzies.
Eyewitness reports confirm suspicions that the group is known to frequent 40s style swing dance halls, jazz clubs, festivals and a suspected string of corporate capers.
Undisclosed sources have recently sighted them in London, Ontario. Do your civic duty and get yourself in close pursuit. Make no mistake: there are rewards for anyone who catches The JitterBugs in the act!